Kurasu no Daikirai na Joshi to Kekkon Suru Koto ni Natta Volume 5 Epilogue

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Epilogue

“Eeeeeeep?!”

The second Saito entered the living room, Akane jumped in shock while preparing breakfast. She looked like a terrified stray cat, taking a few steps backward.

“D-Don’t just waltz in here! This is my room, remember?!”

“It’s our shared space! Why are you so scared of me? Did I do something?”

Saito grew worried that she may have put poison in his food for good now.

“You didn’t do anything, it’s just that your entire existence is bringing sadness and despair to this world!”

“That’s a bit of an exaggeration, don’t you think?”

Saito didn’t see himself as a benevolent messiah, but he sure as heck wasn’t the demon lord reincarnated. Well, becoming one didn’t sound half bad, honestly spoken.

“Well, whatever. Morning.”

“Good m-mor…”

Saito’s normal greeting alone had Akane flustered. However, right after…

“It’s not a good morning at all!” She denied it at full force.

“Am I late, or something? I feel like I got up at the same time as always.”

“People who wake up with their alarm clocks are oftentimes totally stupid! You’re a hundred years too late!”

“Who am I, Urashima Tarou? Flew through time and space?”

Something was off about Akane this morning. She was always behaving weirdly, but not to such an extent. Akane placed his palm on Akane’s forehead.

“…?!” Akane felt like she was hit by lightning.

Blood quickly rushed to her head.

“Wh-Wh-What?!”

“I had a hunch that you had a fever…But you’re burning up.”

“That’s because you’re touching me!!” Akane pushed Saito away.

“If you’re caught a cold, then let’s head to the hospital. I’ll carry you.”

“I’ll die from the shock if you do that!”

“So it’s that bad…Then we are fighting for seconds. I’m taking you there by force.” Saito rushed towards Akane, about to pick her up.

However, Akane tried her hardest to escape him.

“Stop it! What’s going on with you today?! Did Himari tell you something?!”

“What do you mean?”

“T-That’s…that I…you…”

“Were you plotting to kill me?!”

Saito immediately jumped away from Akane, hiding behind the opposite side of the table. He could only protect himself. Nobody would cover for him in an emergency.

“You’re wrong! There’s no way I could kill you, right?!”

“95%…No, 99% chance that you could pull it off.”

“That’s way too high! What do you think of me…?!”

“You’re…like the god of death?”

“That’s worse than I thought!” Akane teared up.

“So even if you’re not out to kill me, just what am I supposed to have heard from Himari?”

“That…Whatever! Don’t act so self-conceited!”

“I really am not, you know.”

Saito was losing confidence by the second. He was treated like an alien in his own home. How would he even be able to live on from now on? He didn’t want to die, at the very least. He wanted to eat more of Akane’s cooking. If possible, he wanted more stake.

“What about tomorrow’s breakfast?”

“Mhm!” Akane pointed at the parsley on a plate.

Nothing else, it was just parsley. It’s like they went to the animal kingdom.

“It’s gotten a lot more simple than cup ramen, huh?”

“That fits you perfectly, does it not?! You got a problem?!”

“Not at all.”

Saito munched up the non-dressing parsley with all his might. If this was the taste of life, then Saito would cherish every single bite of it.

“Wait, don’t take me seriously! I’ll make something great for breakfast!”

“It’s okay, I wholeheartedly understand your feelings. Your hate for me is plain as day!”

“That’s not what this is!” Akane pulled the parsley straight out of Saito’s mouth.

Saito was agonizing on his own in the courtyard.

“Akane’s a lot more assertive than usual…Did I do something to make her angry…?”

“Onee-chan’s angry that you and Himarin kissed, you dummy! And I’m angry too, so kiss me right now!” Maho leaped at Saito, who skillfully evaded her attack.

However, Maho then clung to his back, and he couldn’t shake her off.

“…Brother’s first kiss wasn’t with Himari, though.”

“…Hm? What do you mean?”

“Nothing.”

“Now hold the phone, what was that?! I request for you to tell me the details!”

“And I’m just as curious! Tell me!”

Both Saito and Himari closed in on Shisei.

“Got it. Shise will start explaining from the birth of the human race.”

“That’s a bit too much detail, no?!” Saito pressed for a better start.

“It all began when the great goats fought to keep the darkness of this world in place…”

Shisei was actually planning to go through all of human history, which gave Saito the chills. At the same time, Himari shrugged her shoulders.

“Also, I don’t think Akane’s angry.”

“Really? But then…what the hell is going on?”

Akane was always hard to understand, but that was especially bad today. If Saito didn’t grasp the origin of that soon, his life could be in danger.

“More importantly, let’s go on a day after school. I think it’s time we moved onto the next stage now that we’ve kissed.”

“And what would that be…?”

“You’ll find that out during our date. We gotta show off to everyone that we’re still dating, right?” Himari clung to Saito’s arm, looking up at him.

Himari was also acting off. It’s as if she was a lot more assertive than usual.

“Himari~!”

There, Akane came from the main building. She was furious, her shoulders moving up and down, as she emitted a crimson aura. Himari kept her arms around Saito’s, faking confusion.

“What’s wrong?”

“Don’t give me that! I wanna talk with you, so come here!”

“Can we do that later? I’m busy trying to seduce Saito.”

“Don’t try to seduce him in broad daylight! Frivolous!”

“So it’d be fine if it wasn’t in broad daylight? I’ll do it later tonight, then!”

“That makes it even worse! Get away from him right now!” Akane tried her best to peel Himari off Akane.

At the same time, Himari clung to Saito as if her life depended on it. Maybe it was just Saito’s imagination, but he saw sparks flying between Akane and Himari. He was witnessing such a fight for the first time, and yet they felt closer than before. Like they stopped holding back around each other. As he thought, something weird was going on. Urged by his sense of danger, Saito approached Akane.

“If I did something bad, then I’ll apologize. Just tell me.”

“Don’t get too close to me!” Akane jumped away from him.

“You hate me that much?! What did I do to you?!” Saito felt his heart break apart.

He felt as if he had done a good job at trying to get on Akane’s good side as of late, but this was the result.

“So many things I can’t count here…And it’s all your fault…”

“Then explain it to me! Otherwise I can’t improve!”

“Don’t wanna! I’m not telling you anything!” Akane crossed her arms and looked away.

She was always the stubborn type, so Saito realized he wouldn’t be getting anything out of her. This of course had him in shambles.

“I just absolutely hate you…I really, really do.” Akane said with reddened cheeks.