Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 12 Short Story

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Important note: This technically isn’t from volume 12, I’m just labelling it like that for easier compiling and because it came out after the actual v12. This is a short story from the Kadokawa Light Novel Festival Memorial Book, and I have permission from the raw provider u/mianghuei to upload the translation here to share.
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Short Story: I tried going Cherry Blossom Viewing with the members of the calligraphy club

On a certain holiday afternoon, Kiryuu Keiki and the four female members of the calligraphy club prepared for their cherry blossom viewing session. 

“Koga-san, if you don’t stretch the sheet out properly, it’ll end up with wrinkles all over.”

“Why are you the one directing Yuika, Witch-senpai…?”

“I’m glad the weather’s clear, at least.”

“Cherry blossom viewing during the rain sucks, yeah.” 

Sayuki and Yuika were cheerfully (?) bantering back and forth as they spread out the sheets, whereas Mizuha and Mao brought out lunch boxes filled with rolled eggs, fried food, and everything that would be needed for the occasion. 

“By the way, where did Kiryuu wander off to?”

“Nii-san said that he wanted to buy some drinks at the convenience store nearby. He said the ones we brought with us probably wouldn’t be enough.”

“Aha, what consideration he shows Yuika. He really is the perfect slave.”

“What are you talking about, Koga-san? Keiki-kun went to buy some water for his beloved pet, which would be me.”

“Why do you two always fight about the weirdest stuff?” Mao gave both Yuika and Sayuki an exhausted expression. 

Mizuha, for her part, just finished setting up everything, and let out a faint giggle. “Fufu.”

“The blossoms really are pretty to look at.”

“You can say that again.” Mao agreed to that evaluation. 

In front of their eyes were many other people viewing the blooming cherry blossoms, enjoying the sights of the flowers all around.

“Since I usually spend my days working on my manuscript at home, getting outside like this doesn’t hurt once in a while.”

“Well, Yuika was a bit perplexed when Big-Breasts Witch-senpai suddenly said ‘Let’s go look at the cherry blossoms!’, but it seems like you actually had a good idea for once.”

“I’m very happy to receive such praise.”

“Of course, since you were the one who came up with it, you must have prepared something interesting for us. Right, Witch-senpai?”

“Huh? I didn’t prepare anything. I just wanted to look at the cherry blossoms and enjoy some food and drinks.”

“Ehhh!? Yuika was hoping to see Witch-senpai do something embarrassing and break out in tears… What a disappointment…”

“What sort of person do you think I am, Koga-san?”

“It can’t be helped. Yuika shall instead use Keiki-senpai as a chair as he crawls on all fours instead, and enjoy the cherry blossoms and some tea~”

“That’d be a terrible sight. Also, if that sort of thing is allowed, then I want to become Keiki-kun’s chair, and have him feed me some skewered dangos!”

“Your fantasies are definitely worse, Witch-senpai.” Yuika gave a cold glare to the person who was proudly announcing things no sane person would come up with and looking excited about it.

Of course, both of them were on about the same level on the pervert scale, but both were also blissfully unaware of this fact. However, these two weren’t the only two perverts currently present.

“Hmm… Kiryuu and Akiyama leaning against each other in a flurry of cherry blossom petals… Not bad. Imagining two boys poking at each other in the shadows of the trees is quite good brain food.”

“My, that sounds like quite a passionate development.”

“It does sound unhealthy, but Yuika might want to look at it…”

“I guess the story for your new work is already decided, Mao-chan.”

Now the girls were talking about BL, which all had started because of Mao’s BL fantasies. 

“Imagining Nii-san in a BL scenario isn’t half bad, but I personally would prefer to be completely naked in front of the illuminated cherry blossoms. That feeling of immortality would be the perfect kick-”

“Mizuha-san feels like she’s on a different level entirely…”

“She’s enough of a pervert for even Witch-senpai to be able to tell, huh?”

“If you did that, you’d definitely be reported to the police, so you’d better not.” Mao warned her with a serious expression. She didn’t want to have to visit her friend in jail. 

“Without Keiki-kun to be the straight man, we really go ham, don’t we?”

A sadist, a masochist, a fujoshi, and an exhibitionist. They’re a very interesting group with peculiar interests. Without the boy who’d normally watch over them being there, their perverted talk would bloom like the cherry blossoms around them. 

“Then again, Kiryuu’s a siscon as well.”

“As a brocon myself, I couldn’t be happier.”

“Speaking of Keiki-senpai, he sure is taking his time.”

“Maybe the convenience store is really crowded?”

The girls had already finished their preparations, and were now sitting on the sheets that they previously spread out. Now only Keiki had to make his return, and the banquet could begin. 

“He’s making his master Yuika wait. It appears that he needs another punishment.”

“Aren’t you being a bit unreasonable? I have to sympathize with Keiki-kun for being plagued by such a troublesome girl.”

“Yuika doesn’t want to hear that from a pervert like Witch-senpai. It sounds like you’re making up convenient nonsense, to be honest.”

“What did you say…?”

“What? You want to fight?”

Sparks of light flickered between the black and blonde-haired beauties—

“Ah, Nii-san’s back.”

““!?””

Mizuha pointed into the distance, where Keiki was currently walking towards them with one hand in the air, not realizing the dire situation unfolding on top of the sheet.

“Now that Keiki-senpai is back, we should agree on a provisional truce.”

“No objections. Let’s get this party started.”

Yuika and Sayuki seemed quite delighted at Keiki’s return. Now that the only boy in the calligraphy club had arrived, they could finally enjoy the cherry blossoms in all their glory.