Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 11 Chapter 2

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The Kotatsu-loving Tokihara-san

“…ki-senpai?”

“…Hmmm?”

“Hey, Keiki-senpai. Wake up.”

“…Wah? What…?”

On the night of December 31st, after getting his first panty-flash of the year, Keiki woke up upon hearing someone calling his name. He found Yuika sitting on his bed, gazing down at him.

“Ah, you finally woke up. Good morning, Senpai~”

“Eh, huh? Why are you in my room, Yuika-chan?” Keiki lifted himself upright, confused by the appearance of the sudden visitor.

And once her entire body entered his field of view—

“…Huuuh!?” A cry escaped Keiki’s lips.

The scene that had opened up in front of him was too unbelievable. The blonde-haired girl sitting on the bed was neither wearing clothes nor underwear. Instead, she smiled at him in her birth attire.

“Yuika-chan!? Why are you naked!?”

“Why are you so surprised? Aren’t you naked as well, Keiki-senpai?”

“Eh? …Ah, you’re right!?”

It wasn’t just Yuika, but Keiki himself was wearing nothing. He was going full exposure.

“Fufu, we’re both naked now.”

“Why do you seem so happy about it!? And hide your body, will you!? I can see everything!”

“Ehhh? Why are you panicking like that? We’re already lovers, aren’t we?”

“Lovers!?”

Koga Yuika and Kiryuu Keiki are lovers? They had ended up in a haha hehe fufu relationship?

“No, hold on! Wait just a second! When did that happen?”

Keiki had been confessed to, but he didn’t remember giving a response yet. When Keiki asked that, Yuika blushed as she put both her hands on her cheeks, her body twisting and turning.

“Didn’t you say it a few hours ago? You embraced the embarrassed Yuika, and said ‘I’m falling in love with your eyes’.”

“I said something embarrassing like that!?”

“It doesn’t matter what you said. Yuika was just happy that you chose her, Keiki-senpai.”

“Yuika-chan…”

“So—” On the narrow bed, Yuika slowly wrapped her arms around Keiki. “Tonight, please take Yuika’s everything…”

“Waaaaaah!?”

“Keiki-senpai, love you <3”

“Ahhh!? Don’t push those small but soft things against meeeee!?”

He felt the defenseless and direct sensation of Yuika’s chest pressed up against him, and the virgin boy let out a shriek of despair. At this rate, they’d go all the way to his ‘graduation’. He’d lose his chastity without even knowing what was going on—

“Wait a moment!”

“Huh? Sayuki-senpai!?”

The one who interrupted this blooming romance was Tokihara Sayuki, who suddenly appeared on top of the bed.

“Why are you here? And why are you also naked?!”

Indeed, as if it was the most natural thing in the world, Sayuki was also naked herself. She didn’t even try to hide her well-endowed chest, as Keiki found trouble tearing his gaze away. Not to mention that he could see a lot of other places as well, thanks to the pose she was taking.

“I can’t believe you, Koga-san. You’re trying to steal my Keiki-kun away from me. You can’t pronounce yourself his lover while forgetting me, his legal wife. You should know your place!”

“Who’s the legal wife?! Yuika is Keiki-senpai’s girlfriend, so she’s the new wife!”

“What kind of development is this…?”

Chaos ensued at the sudden appearance of the black-haired beauty.

“Only Yuika is allowed to receive Keiki-senpai’s love! Because he confessed to her!”

“My, even I’ve been confessed to, you know. We were looking at the night scenery from our hotel room, and he took me by the chin and said ‘I love your breasts more than anything in the world’, you know.”

“Did I seriously say that?! And that kind of confession actually makes you happy, Senpai?!”

“I thought it was wonderful that you were honest with your desires.”

“Oh. right. I forgot you’re that kind of person.”

In the end, Sayuki-san is a helpless pervert.

“—Hey, Keiki-kun? I’m sure you prefer my big breasts over whatever small things Koga-san has.” The black-haired beauty said as she took a leopard stance in front of Keiki.

When she did so, her soft-looking chest was in plain view, and it shook back and forth with every little movement.

“That’s not true. If anything, Keiki-senpai finds charm in mine if for nothing but the sense of immorality!” The blonde-haired girl took the same pose as Sayuki.

Her small yet tender chest softly shook.

This is exceptionally bad!

To his right, he had Sayuki, and to his left, he had Yuika. The moment they appeared on his bed naked, the situation had already gone completely haywire, but now they were both approaching him with their chests completely in the open. Because of this overabundance of eroticism, Keiki’s reason started to break apart.

“So then, let’s have a showdown on who can satisfy Keiki-kun the most!”

“That sounds good to Yuika!”

“…Eh?”

…When Keiki heard those words, it was already too late.

“Here we go, Keiki-kun! Squeeze!”

“Yuika as well! Squeeze!”

“Gyaaaaaah!?”

He was clung to from both sides, and he felt the softness of their cleavages directly against his skin, which sent his reason flying. Being sandwiched by small and big breasts at the same time made him almost bleed from his nose.

It was a great life I had, to be honest…

Right when he experienced a fanservice scene that a harem protagonist would be jealous about, Keiki’s consciousness left him.

“………”

When his consciousness returned, Keiki was yet again lying in his own bed. When he looked over at the clock next to his pillow, he saw that it was 6am, and neither Yuika nor Sayuki were with him. That was enough to tell him that it was just a dream.

“That was one hell of a lewd dream…”

Right at the start of the new year, he had a dream that couldn’t have been any lewder. Being approached by two naked girls? Just how much desire did he have bottled up inside him.

“Sorry, you two.” Keiki apologized for seeing the two girls naked in his dream.

*

After waking up from that horrendous dream, time passed up until 10am of the new year. Keiki and Mizuha made their way to the shrine together, where they spotted Yuika and Mao in front of the shrine archway. Yuika, who was wearing a blue kimono, caught sight of the two of them first, and she waved her hand with a smile.

“Keiki-senpai, Mizuha-senpai, happy New Year.”

“Happy New Year. Let’s keep it close like before.”

“Happy New Year, Yuika-chan, Mao-chan.”

“Happy New~”

Yuika, Keiki, Mizuha, and Mao all exchanged their New Year greetings.

“You’re wearing a long-sleeved, one huh? It looks good on you, Yuika-chan.”

“Ehehe, Yuika’s mother helped her put it on.”

Yuika was wearing a beautiful blue kimono, which made her look more grown up. The pouch she was holding matched the kimono, as well. As a side note, Mizuha was wearing a white duffle coat along with a skirt and tights, which gave her a rather childish look, and Mao had a comfortable-looking pair of pants and a jacket, giving off a casual vibe. As for Keiki, he was wearing a white knitted denim jacket and skinny black jeans.

I don’t want to look lame in front of the girl who said she liked me, after all…

It was very pure and simple thinking, but it was the best Keiki could manage as a beginner in love.

“Now we’re just waiting for Sayuki-senpai, huh?”

“The club prez sent me an email that said ‘I have some business, so you go on ahead’.”

“What kind of business?”

“Who knows?” Mao shrugged. “I don’t know what it is, but we’ll eventually run into her, I guess.”

“Yeah, you’re right.”

Keiki was still hung up on the ‘business’ part, but thinking too much about it wouldn’t do anything.

“Then let’s go, shall we?” He looked at the others.

“““Okay~”””

The four of them walked towards the shrine. Since it was right after the beginning of the new year, a lot of other people had gathered there already.

“That reminds me. Thank you very much for the new release, Mao-senpai. It was as wonderful as ever.”

“Really? I’m glad to hear that.”

“Mao-chan came here immediately after the FuyuComi.”

“I’m surprised you didn’t collapse after that.”

Mao had participated on the final day of the FuyuComi on the 31st of December, which was the day prior. She had sold all of the copies of her new book she had brought with her, and immediately made her way home to make it in time for the first shrine visit with everyone. That was quite the harsh schedule she was following.

“Heh, don’t underestimate the passion of a fujoshi.”

“I’m just amazed more than anything.”

Exchanging words like this, they walked down the shrine pathway, which was lined in stalls.

“Oh, it’s Kei-kun-senpai and everyone from the calligraphy club.”

“Rintarou?”

The first-year secretary from the student council, Mitani Rin, walked towards them.

“Happy new year, Kei-kun-senpai.”

“Right back at you. You’re not wearing female clothes today, I see.”

“Ahaha, even I can’t put on a skirt every single day of the year.”

Rintarou was wearing typical male pants with a coat, but even then, he could easily be mistaken for a girl.

“Are you off to pay your visits to the shrine, Senpai?”

“Yup. What about you, Rintarou?”

“I was on my way home. We had plans to visit together with everyone, but I overslept and had to do it on my own.”

“Were you up all night or something?”

Yes, I was busy enjoying my gravure idol picture collection, and I lost track of time.”

“That’s a really awful reason to be late.”

“By the way, this year I wished that I would get a big-breasted girlfriend.”

“You’re way too honest with your own desires…”

After hearing these words from Rintarou, the girls from the calligraphy club all took a few steps back, yet he showed no signs of being bothered by this.

“…Oh, and Kei-kun-senpai…” Rintarou brought his body closer to Keiki, speaking in a quiet voice so that the group of girls couldn’t hear them. He looked over at them—or rather at a certain individual in the midst of them.

“I was thinking this back during the culture festival, but Mizuha-senpai really is cute, right? She’s totally my type.”

“Oh yeah, you saw her at the maid cafe, right?”

When Shiho had asked Rintarou who his type was, he had answered Mizuha, as well.

“She’s pretty popular with the first-years as well, you know? She knows how to cook, she’s skilled with her household duties, she’s always kind, and she’s very proper.”

“…She’s not as proper as you might think.”

“Huh?”

“No, nothing…”

Keiki had decided to keep the fact that Kiryuu Mizuha was an exhibitionist a secret. If someone else found out that on some days she came to school without panties, she might not be able to go to school anymore.

“Anyway, could you maybe introduce me to her?”

“I refuse. Someone who’s only out for breasts won’t get my Mizuha.”

“How rude. That makes it sound like I’m some kind of bastard who can only see girls for their chests.”

“And who was the one who just wished for a big-breasted girlfriend?!”

“Well, I won’t lie that I quite like the idea of Mizuha-senpai having more than she actually shows.”

“See!”

“Tch, I get it. I’ll do something about it myself.”

Their conversation came to an end, and Rintarou stepped away.

“I’ll be taking my leave here.”

“Yeah, see you.” Keiki saw his kouhai off and turned towards the others.

When he did, he was greeted by the three girls all giving him cold stares.

“……”

“……”

“……”

“Eh, what’s with this atmosphere?”

Leaving aside Rintarou and his constant talk about breasts, Keiki saw no reason why he would deserve such treatment.

“…Hey, Kiryuu?”

“Y-Yes?”

“Did you come to a common agreement on how much borrowing that photo collection would cost you?”

“Excuse me?” Keiki’s eyes turned into dots, absolutely lost as to what Mao was talking about.

“For crying out loud. Kiryuu, keep that talk for when no girls are around.”

“It can’t be helped, Nii-san is a chest sommelier.”

“Keiki-senpai, you pervert…”

“Why am I facing this barrage of criticism!?”

Apparently, the girls had assumed Keiki’s previous talk with Rintarou was about lewd books and photo collections, so he had to work himself to death to clear up the misunderstanding.

A few minutes later, after the four had lined up at the shrine, their turn finally came up. They stood next to each other, threw 500 yen coins into the offering box, rang the ball, and clapped their hands together. Then, it went from Yuika to Mizuha to Keiki to Mao—

“I wish for lots of material with Kiryuu and Akiyama together this year…”

“I wish for Nii-san to finally barge in on me bathing…”

“………”

From both sides, Keiki could hear indecent wishes, but he decided to ignore them.

I wish to survive another year plagued by all these perverts…

With everything he had experienced the past year, Keiki knew exactly what he had to wish for.

“Now then, what should we do now?” He asked.

“Yuika wants to buy her fortune slip.”

“Ah, same here.”

“Sounds good to me.”

Yuika, Mizuha and Mao all agreed with the idea, so they headed to the shrine’s shop. After handing the Onee-san in priestess attire the money, they all got their own fortune slip.

“Woah, I got terrible luck…”

“The top batter got terrible luck right away…”

“It says ‘Your luck at work is great, but breaks are important. If not, you’ll collapse from exhaustion.’ Huh.”

“That’s not really advice you’d normally hear as a high school student.”

Then again, Keiki had to agree that Mao should take more frequent breaks from her work.

“I got slightly good luck. My overall luck is pretty average, and I’m told that ‘Good luck will come’. What about you, Nii-san?”

“Same here, only slightly good luck…”

It wasn’t exactly bad, but the additional information was what made Keiki so uncomfortable.

‘A good year awaits you. However, for having committed illicit acts, heavenly punishment will fall upon you. In particular, from above your head.’

It was an oddly specific comment, which left even Mao and Mizuha puzzled.

“Huh, that’s a very straightforward warning.”

“Maybe the blackboard is going to fall on your head?”

“As if.”

Things like that had never happened to Keiki.

“Also, I’m not perverted enough that I would just ‘commit illicit acts’, so it’s fine.”

“Nah, you’re a pervert through and through, Kiryuu.”

“Indeed, Nii-san is a pervert.”

“Keiki-senpai couldn’t be more shameful.”

“You all agree with it?!”

Keiki felt like he had been betrayed.

Then again, after having that dream, I can’t exactly refute them here…

Instead, he decided to change the topic.

“What did you get, Yuika-chan?”

“Excellent luck, but…”

On the paper, it said ‘Great overall luck, but dealing with love will prove difficult. Maybe someone else will step in between?’. Yet again, that comment felt oddly specific.

“Hmph. This isn’t excellent luck at all…”

“Well, fortune telling is still only fortune telling, so you shouldn’t put too much faith into it. Let’s tie it up over there¹.”

“Only if you put yours next to Yuika’s, Senpai.”

“Yeah, yeah.”

“Fufu, thank you very much.”

When Keiki took the fortune from his Kouhai, she smiled a bit. Beside that, Keiki also put up Mao’s terrible luck fortune. Right when they decided to check out the stalls, an incident happened.

“Ugh… I can’t anymore…”

Suddenly, Mao held her forehead and leaned against a nearby tree.

“Nanjou? What happened?”

“I’m feeling vertigo all of a sudden. All of the couples around us are starting to look like half-naked men to me…”

“Hey, that’s the worst kind of hallucination you can possibly have.”

Keiki joked around, but it was true that she was looking awfully pale.

“Mao-senpai, are you okay…?”

“I don’t think so. I’m feeling really sleepy. It seems like I’ve reached my limit…”

“That’s what you get for going overboard.”

Not only did she finish her manuscript, she had also attended a local event to sell her newest release, participated in the FuyuComi, and even came back to the shrine without a break. All the exhaustion must have caught up with her.

“I told you that you should have taken a day off.”

“But I wanted to go with everyone today…”

“Nanjou…”

She said this, and even Keiki didn’t have anything to tell her otherwise. She might not say it out loud, but she could be pretty clingy at times.

“But I guess you’re right. I should be going home for today.”

“I’ll go with her, Nii-san.”

“Yeah, please do.”

It’d be bad if she got washed away in this crowd, and since they’d be going to her room, sending Mizuha would be the best choice.

“Sorry, Mizuha…”

“Now’s not the time, okay?”

With these words, Mao and Mizuha walked down the path. Watching them, Keiki and Yuika were left alone.

“I guess Nanjou’s fortune turned out to be true.”

“Not to mention that it was really effective.”

It said that she’d collapse if she worked too hard, and it even happened on the first day of the new year.

“…It seems like it’s only the two of us now.” Yuka muttered.

“Yeah…”

“Witch-senpai is nowhere to be found, so why don’t we enjoy our time like it’s a date?” Right after she said that, Yuika clung to Keiki.

“Y-Yuika-chan!?”

“Fufu. This is much warmer, right?”

“I don’t want to ruin your mood, but everyone’s going to stare at us, you know?”

In fact, everyone around had already directed their gazes towards the two lovebirds. And, in honest terms, it was pretty embarrassing.

“…I was thinking this before when I stopped by your house, but you’re getting really assertive as of late, aren’t you? Even though you said you’d wait for my response.”

“Yuika did say that, but she never said she wouldn’t do anything in the meantime.”

“Huh!?”

“That being the case—” Yuika still clung to Keiki’s arm, and she put one finger on Keiki’s nose. “So that you will choose her, Yuika will only get more aggressive from now on, so prepare yourself~”

“…………”

Do you finally understand? This is the destructive power that Koga Yuika possesses. The Kouhai who announced her desire to quit being a pervert is so cute that it’s tough to handle.

Dear God, what should I do about this?

Keiki asked, but alas, no answer came. That’s when the angel and the devil on his shoulders made an appearance again.

Evil Keiki-kun: “Why not just go out with Yuika-chan already?”

Angelic Keiki-kun: “You can’t. You have to think about it properly.”

Evil Keiki-kun: “But this might be the last time you ever get confessed to by a girl.”

Angelic Keiki-kun: “That is true, but…”

Evil Keiki-kun: “She even said she’d stop being a pervert, so why not just go for it?”

Angelic Keiki-kun: That’s true, a non-sadistic Yuika-chan is really cute, after all.”

Evil Keiki-kun: “And you’d get to do whatever you want with that cute Yuika-chan. Ain’t that the best?”

Angelic Keiki-kun: “…Yeah, it might be.”

In the end, the devil came out on top. Just as he said, the chances of Keiki being confessed to again after this is fairly close to zero. In that case, Yuika is very special.

And I feel like we’re a good fit.

Although not to the same number that Yuika does, Keiki reads books himself, and they’re both more of the indoor type. On top of that, she offered to become a normal girl. There’s no better reason that could tell Keiki to choose her. And yet he couldn’t find an answer.

Why do I feel so gloomy whenever I’m about to reach my answer?

He didn’t know why, but something made his chest tighten. He felt like he would regret giving a response without confirming this feeling. While he was lost in thought, he heard a cute ‘Ding~’ sound coming from his side, signaling an incoming call.

“Oh, that was Yukka’s phone.” The girl took her smartphone out from the pouch she was holding, only to let out a shocked “Eh!?” after accepting the call. “Apologies, Senpai. Something urgent came up, so Yuika has to go home now!”

“What is it?”

“It was a call from the rental shop. Yuika has forgotten to return a DVD, and if she doesn’t bring it back this morning, she’ll have to pay a late fee.”

“Yeah, it’d be best to avoid that.”

Depending on the establishment, that late fee could be quite high. Keiki himself had no experience with late fees, but he had heard that they could ask for up to 50,000 yen depending on the DVD and how late it was.

“Why not have your parents return it?”

“Well… the contents of the DVD are something Yuika doesn’t want her parents to see…”

“Ahh, I see.” Keiki nodded. “Something lewd.”

“Just a stimulating western movie!”

That is what you call lewd, isn’t it?

“A-Anyway, Yuika will excuse herself for today!”

“Ah, okay…”

Yuika dashed away in her kimono attire. After she had disappeared into the distance, Keiki muttered to himself.

“Yuika-chan is a hidden pervert, huh?”

She was quite excited at the sight of Mao’s doujinshi, so she must be at that age.

“That reminds me, that fortune Yuika-chan pulled talked about someone bothering her… Was that it?”

After Mao, the fortune slips of the calligraphy club all turned out to be worryingly accurate, but that must be a coincidence. Fortune telling is just fortune telling. There’s no way a piece of paper could have any sort of magical power like that.

After that, Keiki stood alone on the shrine grounds.

“Now I’m all alone…”

Mao had retired because of her exhaustion, Mizuha had followed her friend to ensure her safety, and Yuika had to leave early because of that urgent business. Even though the shrine grounds were filled with people, Keiki was all alone. He even ended up buying a chocolate banana out of boredom.

“I could never buy this with Nanjou around…”

That fujoshi would definitely use this sort of thing as material for her doujinshi.

“Still… just what is taking Sayuki-senpai so long?”

She mentioned she’d arrive late, but Keiki couldn’t find her anywhere. When he checked his phone, he hadn’t missed a call or a message either. Nor did she respond to any his messages.

“…Hm? What’s going on over there?”

At the stall where they had just bought the fortune slips, a crowd of people had gathered. When he looked closer, a giant panel had been set up, and a big Japanese paper had been put on top of it. Next to it stood a bucket filled with black ink, and beside it was a giant brush nearly as tall as a small child.

“Ahh, the new year’s practice calligraphy writing.”

Keiki wasn’t exactly interested, but his eyes opened wide at the sight of the person who appeared next.

“Eh!?”

A black-haired girl showed up, wearing a white robe and red hakama. There were a few points that gathered attention, like her long black hair, or her breathtaking beauty, but the most prominent part of her was the girl’s chest. Every time this priestess walked, her giant breasts shook left and right.

“Sayuki-senpai!?”

Of course, the self-proclaimed breast sommelier would not mistake these breasts. The person who appeared in front of the crowd was undoubtedly the club president of the calligraphy club, Tokihara Sayuki.

“Why is Sayuki-senpai here?”

Keiki had been wondering why she wasn’t coming, so he was only mildly confused at this sudden appearance. As her Kouhai watched over her, the priestess picked up the big brush in both her hands. She dipped the tip of brush into the bucket of ink, faced the paper, and started writing like she was stabbing the paper.

“Ohhh…”

Keiki couldn’t hold back a voice of surprise when he saw how expertly the girl handled the brush despite its giant size. After a bit of time passed, the kanji for ‘Fortune’ had been written on the otherwise white paper. That’s the kind of skill you expected from someone whose work made it big in a contest. Even an amateur could easily read the word written on the paper.

When Sayuki put the brush back and bowed towards the audience, she received a round of applause. The girl smiled at this with a smile like an idol after a concert and headed back the way she came from.

“Ah!?”

Keiki realized that he couldn’t let her get away. He rushed through the audience and called out to her girl who was about to enter the shrine building.

“Sayuki-senpai!”

“Eh? …Ah, Keiki-kun. Happy New Year.”

“Happy New Year to you as well.”

Keiki exchanged another new year’s greeting before asking his question.

“So what are you doing here? I was really surprised to see you dressed as a priestess.”

“Ah, you noticed? I was asked to help with this event.”

“Oh, you’re helping out?”

“Normally, it would have been the work of the Shinto priest, but he broke his hip. He requested someone from our family to stand in for him, since we’re known for our calligraphy. But since my father is a shut-in, he told me that I had to do it…”

“Ahh, so that’s why you were doing it.”

That was what she meant when she said she had other business to attend to.

“More importantly, what do you think? How do I look?” She spoke in a confident tone and spun in place.

“These priestess clothes look great on you.”

“I see, I see. That’s what I expected to hear from the cosplay maniac Keiki-kun. A priestess costume really hits the spot, huh?”

“I’m not a cosplay maniac.”

“But you like bunny girls and nurse cosplays, right?”

“There is no boy on this green earth who dislikes them.”

A healthy boy should love all of them, so Keiki didn’t feel embarrassed about it in the slightest.

“By the way, are you the only one here, Keiki-kun? Where is everyone else?”

“Ahh… Nanjou wasn’t feeling too well, so Mizuha walked her home.”

“Eh, is she going to be fine?”

“The exhaustion from FuyuComi must have caught up with her, so she should be fine after getting a bit of sleep. And Yuika-chan had some urgent business come up, so she had to leave early as well.”

“Hm, really now…” Sayuki-san thought about it for a second. “So that means… you’re free right now, Keiki-kun?”

“That’s what it boils down to, yes.”

“Then could you join me for a bit after this?”

“Huh?”

“Since I’m wearing a priestess outfit already, I might as well try out a new bondage technique, so I wondered if you could provide some support—”

“Ask someone else.”

“Ah, wait. Don’t go home. I was joking. Just joking.” Sayuki grabbed Keiki’s arm before he could walk away.

Seeing no other option, Keiki turned around with a sigh.

“Consider the time and location before telling your jokes, okay?”

“Come on, you don’t have to get so angry. Just wait a second for me to change.” Sayuki gave her sulking Kouhai a wink and a warm smile. “Let’s walk around the shrine together.”

*

Inside the shrine office’s Japanese room, Sayuki took off her priestess clothes. She was now only wearing her underwear. Normally, this room was used for guests, but during events, the part-time priestesses could use this room to change. Since the room had a firewood stove, it wasn’t cold by any means, but being naked in an unfamiliar place made Sayuki unable to relax, and she quickly donned her casual clothes. While she pulled her tights up over her legs, she thought about what Keiki had just told her.

“I wonder if Nanjou-san will be alright.”

Hopefully she had made it safely home with her escort. Sayuki was worried that she had worked herself to death after finishing her manuscript and attending those events. Though things should be fine since Mizuha was with her.

“Mizuha-san went home with Nanjou-san, and Koga-san left early as well, so it’s just the two of us now.”

Though she felt bad for seizing this chance, all is fair in love and war. Sayuki saw this as an opportunity to get closer with Keiki. Holding her fancy Western clothes to her chest, she steeled her resolve.

“This is also a good chance to confirm it.”

There was something Sayuki had to find out. Namely, the details of the date between Kiryuu Keiki and Koga Yuika on Christmas Eve. Thanks to Mizuha’s intelligence, she knew that they had been out fairly late. However, Keiki had never told anybody just what they did or how far they went, so Sayuki was very interested. She was too scared to ask him directly, in case he’d say something like ‘We actually started dating~’, so she had been agonizing over it this whole past week. She had to ask now or never, otherwise she might never find peace about it.

“I’ll definitely find out what you did with Koga-san…!”

*

Around ten minutes passed since Keiki’s upperclassman had gone to change. He was waiting outside when Sayuki came running towards Keiki, fully changed.

“Thanks for waiting!”

She must have been in a hurry, as her cheeks were slightly reddened from the bit of exercise. She was wearing a gray knitted one-piece that reached down to her butt, along with black tights and a chester coat on top.

“I’m sorry. I had to report back to the Shinto priest.”

“It’s fine. So what are we doing now?”

“For now, I’d like to draw my fortune. They have the reputation of being oddly accurate here.”

“Yeah, I figured as much…”

“What about you, Keiki-kun?”

“I already pulled mine. I got slightly good luck.”

“That kind of half-baked result suits you pretty well, Keiki-kun.”

“What exactly do you mean by that?”

They exchanged casual banter, and Sayuki went to pull her fortune.

“I wonder what my fortune will be this year.”

“I hope it’s better than mine.”

“I am the type of woman who can find ways to enjoy both terrible luck and great luck.”

“What meaning is there in it, then…?”

With a positive mindset you wouldn’t expect from a masochist, the girl opened her fortune slip.

“Oh my…”

“What is it?”

“Unbranded luck. It says ‘Nothing perfect, but nothing awful.’ But for romantic relationships, it says ‘You will find mutual feelings with the person you love. You have the greatest compatibility’.”

“Ohh, that’s pretty amazing.”

“Right? I’ll be happy to come to mutual feelings with Keiki-kun.”

“Huh, me?”

“Indeed. You are my destined person after all, Keiki-kun.”

“D-Do you mean…”

“I don’t plan on having any other master aside from Keiki-kun. Mutual feelings means that you’ll accept me as your pet, right?”

“No it doesn’t. Sigh, I knew this would happen.”

Keiki had yet again wished for the girl to not say things with such double-edged meaning. Keiki almost mistook it for the romantic sense, but as always she had just meant it in the masochistic ‘Make me your pet’ sense. She doesn’t want a wonderful boyfriend. What she really wants is a sadistic owner.

“That being the case, I would be a very happy pet if you could buy me some food.”

“That is one crazy segue… but you worked hard for that drawing, so I don’t mind.”

“Yay! I want some flour-based food!”

“Yeah, yeah.”

Sayuki walked towards the stalls with sparkling eyes, and Keiki showed a wry smile in response. Apparently, Keiki had to be careful with his wallet even on the first day of the year. Then again, Keiki himself wasn’t quite satisfied with a chocolate banana, so he bought something, himself. They walked around the stalls for around ten minutes, but…

“We decided to eat something, and yet…”

“There’s nowhere to actually sit down and eat…”

They had bought food and were carrying the plastic bags around, but all the tables and chairs were occupied by others, giving them nowhere to sit down.

“What should we do? Should we go to the park nearby?”

“Hmm…” Sayuki thought about it for a second, only to let out a cute “Achoo!” in the process. “…It’s a bit cold today…”

“Then do you want to come to my place? We have the kotatsu ready.”

“What… Did you say…?” With an utterly baffled expression, Sayuki started at Keiki. “I’m going.”

“Eh?”

“Please let me visit your home!”

“Why are you so excited all of a sudden?”

Keiki was a bit hesitant after seeing that reaction, but since he was the one who had invited her, he could hardly decline now. And that’s how things were decided.

It was around 1pm, and they were sitting in the living room of the Kiryuu Household. After taking off their coats, Keiki and Sayuki had entered the kotatsu and had fallen victim to the pleasure.

“Haaaa… kotatsus are the best…”

“Right~?”

They had finished eating their lunch, filled their stomachs with yakisoba, takoyaki, and other various foods. Their bellies were satisfied.

“I’m really jealous of you, Keiki-kun. You had such a wonderful warming tool at your disposal.”

“Don’t you have a kotatsu as well, Sayuki-senpai?”

“We do, but my mother prohibited me from using it since I would just loiter around all day. The one we used to use years ago is now buried somewhere covered in dust.”

“Isn’t that your fault, then?”

“You sound just like my mother, Keiki-kun~” The upperclassman said. A drowsy smile filled her expression.

After they spent a bit of leisure time like that, Sayuki sat upright and looked at her Kouhai.

“…By the way, Keiki-kun?”

“Yes~?” Keiki responded nonchalantly, only to regret it immediately.

“Was your Christmas date with Koga-san fun?”

“Cough, cough!”

This unexpected question caused Keiki to spit out the tea he had just sipped on.

“W…Why would you suddenly bring that up?”

“There’s no deeper meaning to it. I was just curious.”

“Uhhhh…”

“According to what I’ve heard, you enjoyed yourselves quite a bit, right? Koga-san sent me countless messages that day that made me think she was actually trying to harass me.”

“O-Okay…?”

“About the aquarium, and about how you carried her like a princess.”

“T-That may have happened, yes…”

“And I heard from Mizuha-san that you came home fairly late. Were you really in the aquarium the whole time?”

“…W-What are you trying to say?”

Keiki felt like he was in the middle of an interrogation. Did she find out about the confession? Keiki audibly gulped at the thought of that nightmare.

“I hope I’m wrong, but…”

“……”

“You weren’t taking a break with her, right?”

“…Excuse me?”

For a second, Keiki’s mind turned blank. He thought he misheard that last part, so he tried to confirm it.

“Um… what do you mean by ‘break’?”

“What are you talking about? I’m referring to having sex, of course.”

“Excuse me, but what are you talking about!?”

“It was Christmas Eve, right!? You all went on such a special date, and if there was the right atmosphere I wouldn’t be surprised if you climbed the stairway to adulthood together! Weren’t you indulging in some kind of satisfying S&M roleplay!?”

“Seriously, what the hell are you on about!?”

Just the mere thought of that was ridiculous, not to mention the whole S&M thing afterwards. When Sayuki saw Keiki’s reaction, her eyes opened wide in shock.

“Wait, you really didn’t do anything? On Christmas Eve? The day that gets all the boys and girls excited?”

“You don’t have to act so surprised…”

“Maybe you really aren’t interested in girls after all?”

“What do you mean ‘after all’? I’m brimming with interest. The hell?”

Keiki would often oggle a good pair of breasts, his gaze always wandered towards miniskirts, and if he was allowed to, he would touch them as much as he could.

“In other words, you’re still a virgin, Keiki-kun.”

“That’s basically it, but if you say it to my face like that…”

“So why did you come home so late, then?”

“Ugh…”

“Hey, why? I want to know.”

“Well, that’s…”

“Oh right, it did snow that day, didn’t it?”

“D-Did it?”

“Falling snow on Christmas is quite romantic, isn’t it? It’d be a perfect time to confess your love, in my opinion.”

“O-Okay…”

“…Hey, Keiki-kun?”

“W-What is it?”

“You didn’t come home late because Koga-san confessed to you, right?” She spoke with a kind tone.

Her smile emitted an insane amount of pressure, and made it look more terrifying than anything.

What is this? I feel like I’m about to be killed!

Keiki’s heart started racing. Sayuki was bringing him to the verge of revealing the truth. That being said, Keiki didn’t want other people to know about Yuika’s confession. Especially Sayuki, who held the top position in being bothersome when it came to that sort of thing. She’s the kind of person who’d wrap herself in a giant ribbon and say ‘I’m the present~’.

If she found out about Yuika’s confession, she would resort to measures Keiki didn’t even want to imagine. If possible, Keiki didn’t want to think about anything other than Yuika’s confession itself. That being said, there was no other option but to cover it up.

“W-Well, that day, we got talking about ‘Popular Urban Legends’, so we stopped at a cafe and talked for hours.”

“Ahh, that weird TV show, right? Koga-san seems like the kind of person who’d enjoy that. That makes sense.”

“Really!?”

Keiki was surprised more than anything that she had bought it.

“…I was really worried.”

“Worried?”

“No, it’s nothing… Fufu.”

“?”

She said that it was nothing, but her cheeks looked oddly relaxed. Keiki was a bit confused, but was glad that the confession hadn’t been found out.

“Ahh, I feel much better now…”

The moment their conversation about that subject ended, Sayuki-san looked like a molten human as she sunk down onto the table with a smile. The sight of that was cute and funny at the same time, and Keiki couldn’t hold back a smile.

“Sayuki-senpai, would you like an orange?”

“Please.”

“I’ll eat one as well.” Keiki picked an orange out of the basket he had brought from the kitchen.

“Ah, could you peel mine as well?”

“Do it yourself, please.”

“Ehh? Keiki-kun, you’re really starting to sound like my mother now.”

“You just act like a small child, Senpai.”

They exchanged idle banter, and while Keiki was busy peeling an orange, their legs touched.

“…Ah, I’m sorry.”

“No, it’s fine.”

It was the usual ‘kotatsu happening’. However, because it happened with a girl outside his family, Keiki couldn’t help but be embarrassed.

“But you know…”

“Hm?”

“I don’t ever want to leave again.”

“I get you.”

The magic of a kotatsu is terrifying. A New Year’s TV show ran on the TV, and they ate more and more oranges, and that was all they did. The kotatsu is something like a trap, not allowing you to leave ever again in case you dare set foot into one.

“But I came up with the perfect method to escape the kotatsu.”

“And what is that?”

“I need to go to the bathroom.”

“Go ahead, then.”

“It can’t be helped…” The black-haired beauty grumbled as she forced her body upwards.

And, that’s where the greatest event of the day occurred. Normally, Keiki would have watched Sayuki leave the living room, but three different misfortunate events overlapped, and thus a tragedy took place. The first misfortune was the fact that Sayuki’s feet had fallen asleep after sitting this entire time. She didn’t even notice until it was too late, and she immediately lost her balance.

“Kyaa!?”

Thus follows the second misfortune, namely that Keiki was sitting in her way. Now that she had lost her balance, she fell directly towards Keiki, who raised his head in shock.

“…Eh?”

As for the final misfortune, Tokihara Sayuki possessed a well-endowed chest. The moment Keiki looked up, he was greeted by two giant mountains falling down from the heavens.

“Brea…sts…?”

That was the final word that came out of Keiki’s mouth.

“Hyaaa!?”

“Mguh!?”

Keiki couldn’t hold his balance after being hit in the face by Sayuki’s full weight, and he fell flat on his back to the ground. The girl’s chest pushed down on him. For an average girl, that wouldn’t be too bad, but the volume of Sayuki’s cleavage was special.

Namely, they closed off Keiki’s mouth and nose fully, cutting off all possible air supply.

Sayuki-senpai, move! I can’t breathe!

Keiki felt the true danger for his life, and he tapped Sayuki’s back several times. However, the situation was more grave than he had originally assumed.

“How troublesome. My legs have fallen asleep entirely, and now I can’t move.”

“Gugh!?” Keiki made a plea for help that only sounded like a groan.

Indeed, he was about to lose consciousness.

Well, dying because of breasts I love so much isn’t half bad, I guess…

If he couldn’t make it out alive, he at least decided to enjoy this sensation until his last moment.

“…Phew, I can finally move my legs again… Wait, Keiki-kun?”

Far away, Keiki could hear Sayuki’s worried voice.

“Wah! Keiki-kun!? What happened!? Who did something cruel like this to you!?”

“……”

It was no one other than you. And the murder weapon was your breasts, Sayuki-san. Keiki tried to get out that dying message, but he couldn’t muster up the strength to raise his voice, and instead just resigned himself to his fate.

*

………Huh?

When Keiki opened his eyes, he found himself in his familiar living room.

Oh right. I went home and then breasts fell on my head.

Sayuki had gone to take a trip to the bathroom, but had fallen over in the process, which had caused a breast attack against Keiki, which caused him to lose consciousness.

But my head feels awfully light in comparison…

It was light and warm, like something soft was hitting his head.

This is… a lap pillow, isn’t it?

After that would probably be the part where Keiki asked himself who this lap belonged to. But of course, that answer was obvious.

These two mountains clearly belong to Sayuki-senpai.

The hanging chest in front of Keiki’s eyes could only belong to one person. Since he had received a lap pillow before, it felt all too familiar. Also, only one chest would be able to cover up the person’s face like this.

I know I should be getting up, but…

Keiki thought about it for a second.

…Well, I’ll enjoy this a bit longer.

He chose the second option just this once. It’s not like you could ever grow tired of a beautiful girl’s lap pillow, and since her breasts were the reason for this entire situation, it couldn’t hurt to rest here a bit longer. Keiki closed his eyes again so that Sayuki wouldn’t notice that he was awake.

“Sheesh, who would lose consciousness because of breasts except Keiki-kun?”

She spoke in a slightly angry tone, and yet acted considerate of the Kouhai on her lap. Keiki felt the urge to point out the glaring flaw in her logic, but he had to keep quiet or Sayuki would find out that he was awake. If anything, though, she should be more careful not to kill others with that chest of hers.

“He’s still sound asleep, though. Maybe he was tired?”

I’m wide awake, actually.

“This year passed by really quickly. We got more club members, went to the pool, went to the ocean, worked in a cafe during the culture festival… it was lots of fun.”

Yeah, that is true.

Keiki had enjoyed the calligraphy club atmosphere with just Sayuki, but the more people joined, the more noisy it got, and he looked forward to making his way there even more.

“On top of that, Keiki-kun sexually harassed me a lot.”

Aaaand you just ruined it all.

“Personally, you’re the best kind of pervert for me. You fondled my butt right below the crack.”

Did something like that happen?

Was that during their volunteer work earlier in the year? Keiki had used that weakness to stop the masochist from plaguing him.

“I went to the amusement park without wearing panties, and you even had to put them on for me.”

Now that I remember it, that was awful.

The no-panties date, the fact that she wore his underwear… all of these memories of her perverted tendencies came rushing back into his mind.

Good grief, Sayuki-senpai is just…

…A helpless pervert. But he still respected her. Even if she’s a pervert, she’s fun to be with, and that’s her charm.

“…But I could only have this much fun because I had Keiki-kun with me.”

…Hm?

“Maybe it’s selfish of me to want to stay with Keiki-kun forever…”

Eh? Sayuki-senpai…?

“Maybe it’s bad of me that I want to monopolize Keiki-kun…”

Hold on, isn’t this…

“I’m relieved that nothing happened with you and Koga-san. If you started going out with her, you wouldn’t have any more time for me.”

Isn’t this something I definitely shouldn’t be hearing!?

Keiki started panicking, but Sayuki-san showed no signs of noticing. He was about to jump upright, but Sayuki’s next words caused him to freeze in place.

“…Hey, Keiki-kun?” The girl rubbed his head and called out his name. “I like you, Keiki-kun.”

With a grown-up tone, her words sounded sweet enough to melt any second.

…Huh?

He heard the honest and most hidden feelings from that young maiden.

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!?

The boy had accidentally heard these words, and they left an even greater impact than being hit by the girl’s breasts.

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1 If you pull a bad fortune at a shrine, the tradition is to tie it up at the shrine to turn it into a good fortune.