Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasu ka? Volume 10 Chapter 3

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Not knowing the circumstances, the classmate approaches relentlessly still

The day after the election, 9am on a Saturday. After finishing breakfast with his little sister Mizuha, Keiki made his way back to his room and sat at the desk. He opened his workbooks and notes and set down a cup of coffee next to it. Naturally, it was pure black coffee to fight off sleepiness, devoid of any milk or sugar.

“Alright, let’s do this…”

Taking his favorite pen in hand, he started tackling the world history problems first. Ayano had promised to help him with his studies, but the plan was for her to come over in the afternoon. He had to prepare for the test by himself as much as possible, so he decided to focus on subjects that required learning dates and names by heart.

“It’s not like it makes any difference, but why are there so many nobles and politicians who ruined their own reign by oppressing the people…?”

Even Keiki knew that taxing people too much could incite revolt. Then again, the problems going on today made it apparent that humans weren’t able to learn from past mistakes either. The same could be said of Keiki, who had gone through the ordeal of emergency cramming right before exams time and time again. But that was a different topic right now.

He was just getting into the groove of things when he heard a knock on the door.

“Nii-san, can I come in?”

“Sure.”

When he gave permission, Mizuha showed herself, wearing her casual clothes.

“You have a visitor, Nii-san.”

“Really?”

Who might it be? It was still too early for Ayano to show up.

Mizuha took a step to the side and the guest showed their face. They were wearing familiar clothes: a blouse and long skirt. It was the president of the calligraphy club with her purse on her shoulder and her coat in hand.

“Sayuki-senpai?”

“Good morning, Keiki-kun. Your pig slave came to greet you.”

“That’s quite an awful greeting for this early in the morning.”

What was this pervert saying, not to mention in front of Keiki’s little sister?

“So what brings you here today?”

“I heard you were pent up in a lot of ways, so I came here to teach you with every fiber of my being.”

“All that I’m ‘pent up with’ right now is studying for exams.”

He’d prefer it very much if she didn’t phrase things in ways that could easily be misinterpreted.

“So are you going to teach me?”

“It might not look like it, but my grades are quite excellent.”

Tokihara Sayuki was a genius. You would often forget about it with… well, how she acted, but when it came to studies, she was indeed a reliable student.

“So how did you know about my current situation?”

“Fujimoto-san tweeted about it.”

“Fujimoto-san uses Twitter?!”

That was quite the unexpected shock for Keiki.

“Here, look at this,” Sayuki showed him her phone’s screen.

Shown there was a tweet from Ayano. ‘Tomorrow, I’m studying at my friend K-kun’s house. Looking forward to it <3’. Her account name that Keiki saw was ‘Ayanon’.

“So she actually liked that nickname, huh…?”

It was the nickname Rintarou used for her, and he was the only person who actually used it. Needless to say, K-kun was obviously referring to ‘Kiryuu-kun’.

“I was so jealous when I saw that she’d be studying with Keiki-kun… Wait, no, I meant that I’m worried about my Kouhai’s grades, so I came to help you.”

“You’re not even trying to hide your true intentions, huh?”

“I won’t allow Keiki-kun to engage in SM play with any other pig.”

“You’re the only person who would want to do that in the first place… Well, just come in for now.”

“Sorry for intruding.”

Sayuki seemed awfully happy as she quickly walked inside the room.

“I’ll be in my own room.” Mizuha said, only to turn around one last time before she walked out. “Studying is great and all, but don’t do anything weird, okay?”

“We won’t.”

“It’s fine. Even I wouldn’t use this chance to give Keiki some health and physical education while you’re home.”

“No, don’t do that even when Mizuha isn’t home.”

“Is this really going to be fine?” His little sister gave Keiki a sharp glare.

Then again, she had already seen countless times just how untrustworthy Sayuki could be. Mizuha eventually went back to her own room, though she showed obvious anxiety upon doing so. She left the two of them behind her as she closed the door.

Keiki immediately felt tired right off the bat, but time was not something he could waste. They wouldn’t be able to study well at Keiki’s desk, so he quickly moved the necessities over to the table in the middle of the room and prepared cushions for them to sit on.

“So what subjects are you having the most trouble with?”

“This time around, probably math.”

With this, their private studying session began. Each of them ended up studying for their own subjects, but Keiki asked for assistance whenever there was something he didn’t understand.

I was a bit worried at first, but this seems to be going just fine…

To Keiki’s surprise, Sayuki didn’t try anything weird. To be honest, Keiki knew she wouldn’t try anything crazy with Mizuha next door, but he had prepared himself for at least a slight amount of sexual harassment.

When you look at her like this, she really is a beauty…

She was a beauty in anybody’s eyes. Her skin was as white as snow. She had long, glossy black hair. Her body proportions were overwhelming. Even though he knew her true personality, being alone with her like this caused his heart to still beat faster than usual.

“Keiki-kun, the way you’re holding the pen is completely wrong.”

“Really?”

“Unbelievable. It’s painful to watch.”

“It’s that bad?”

Keiki had never really bothered with anything like holding a pen correctly, but if a calligraphy genius like Sayuki said so, there must be something to it.

“It can’t be helped. I’ll teach you the right way. Give it to me for a second.”

“Ah, yes.”

He reached across the table and handed Sayuki the pen. The girl took the pen in her hand and closely inspected it.

“Fufu. Keiki-kun, your thing is so stiff and hard.”

“Well yeah, it’s a pen.”

Why was she just stating the obvious?

“Not bad, not bad. Look, it’s thicker than other people’s, I’m sure…”

“Because the design is different.”

“It can’t be compared to the ones from other boys in my class.”

“We are talking about my pen, right?!”

“Here, take a closer look. The tip has this slim part on it, so you have to carefully put your fingers around there.”

“I feel like I’m being taught something completely different!”

Sayuki continued explaining, slowly moving her fingers up and down on the pen. It was clearly not how you would hold it to write anything.

“Ah, the lead broke. I wonder if it’ll go ‘splurt splurt’ now~”

“That onomatopoeia is definitely off-topic, right?!”

In the end, Tokihara Sayuki was still a pervert. When you looked at the motions she was making with her hands, it reminded you less of how you’d handle a pen and more like how you’d handle a you-know-what. As a result, he couldn’t focus at all, so he quickly took back his pen.

“That reminds me, Fujimoto-san was elected the next student council president, wasn’t she?”

“Yeah, thanks to everybody who voted for her.”

“I was a bit sceptical about what would happen with those two-timing rumors that came up, but I’m glad that everything worked out in the end.”

“I’m sure that her declaration to ban romantic relationships was a bit too harsh of a selling point.”

Apparently, Megumi’s had only garnered 30% of the majority vote. She had more than 40% in the previous approval rating polls, but when the final election came around, the students probably gave it a bit more thought. In the end, they probably still admired the fact that a wonderful love could blossom at school.

“Seeing all the couples being lovey-dovey at school is painful to me, but ruining their student life just because of jealousy isn’t an option either.”

“Agreed. I also like watching Akiyama-kun and Ootori-san being lovey-dovey.”

“Same here.”

“I’m really jealous. I’m sure that they’re doing a walk-the-dog roleplay every night without telling anybody.”

“I highly doubt it.”

In what world are couples actually doing that? Good grief.

Right at that moment, Sayuki suddenly got up from her seat, moved over next to Keiki, and rested her shoulder against his.

“Hehe, it’s been a while with Keiki-kun~”

“S-Sayuki-senpai?”

“What is it?”

“I mean… what about studying?”

“My, you don’t like this? Even though you let Fujimoto-san hug you like it was nothing?”

“Now that you mentioned it, that whole scandal happened…”

Chouno had secretly taken a picture of Ayano ‘recharging’, which caused a great ruckus when he showed that to the public along with Shiho’s picture. Naturally, that rumor had reached Sayuki’s ears as well.

Pulling her away from him, Sayuki looked up at Keiki.

“…Do you prefer Fujimoto-san after all?”

“Eh?”

“You didn’t even ask me for help with your studies…”

Senpai?”

“I’m clever as well, you know…” Keiki’s upperclassman averted her gaze with a pout.

“Are you actually in a bad mood, Sayuki-senpai?”

“Even after the election was over, you never came to the clubroom. Of course I would be lonely. I’m your loyal dog.”

“Ahh, we had to take care of some stuff after the election as well.”

“I was worried that you might be taken away by the student council.”

“Sayuki-senpai…”

The same thing had happened before. Back when they had to take care of the club debt, Keiki was taken in as a provisional student council member, and had gotten closer to them as a result, which led to a fight between him and Sayuki. She must have come to his house to see if his opinion had changed.

“Well, Fujimoto-san did kinda ask me to be the vice president.”

“See?!”

“But I declined.”

“Really?”

“Fujimoto-san seemed to already know I was going to say that, and apparently she had Onizuka-san in mind anyway.”

“Eh, that girl is going to be the vice president? …Is that going to be alright?”

“She said she would give up on trying to get rid of romantic relationships. Not to mention that she’ll be getting a boyfriend fairly soon.”

“Really?”

After that incident, Megumi and Naoya had finally expressed their feelings for each other. Though they said they wouldn’t start dating for the next two weeks, who knew if they were actually going to do so or not?

“Well, that aside. As my master, you should be reflecting on the fact that you let your precious dog go through sad memories like that.”

“I don’t remember becoming your master.”

Then again, this girl had held off on bothering Keiki during the election. She must have been worried, even jealous, but she still trusted Keiki. He decided that it might be fine to spoil her a bit.

“Sayuki-senpai.”

Calling her name, he reached out his hand and gently patted her on the head.

“I’m sorry for not paying any attention to you.”

“H-Hmph… I won’t forgive you if that’s all.”

“Then is there anything else you want me to do?”

“I mean, we’re a boy and girl, alone in a room together…” Flashing a suspicious smile, Sayuki spoke with a provocative tone. “There’s only one thing we could do, don’t you think?”

*

At the Kiryuu residence, Mizuha stopped what she was doing.

“…Phew, time for a short break. “

Raising her hands, she gave her stiff body a good stretch. After that, her gaze wandered over to the wall. Past it was her older brother’s room.

“I wonder if Nii-san is okay…”

After letting in his guest, Mizuha had gone to her own room to study herself, but she couldn’t help worrying about what they were doing.

“I’m here, so they shouldn’t be doing anything too crazy, but…”

Today’s guest was Tokihara Sayuki of all people. The girl in the calligraphy club who had the most lustful desires of all. Nobody would blame Mizuha for being concerned that Sayuki might sink her poisonous fangs into her beloved brother.

“I guess I could go check in on them for a bit…”

Either way, she wouldn’t be able to focus on her studies at this rate. The other two probably would want to take a break soon, anyway, so Mizuha decided to check on them under the guise of bringing them tea. In order to brew said tea, Mizuha made her way down towards the kitchen. She was passing Keiki’s room when—

“—Ahh…Mm…Keiki-kun…You…can’t…”

“Eh?”

Mizuha heard a faint voice and stopped in her tracks. Though it was barely audible, that voice just now definitely belonged to Sayuki. However, her voice didn’t sound normal.

“………”

Thinking that something was off, Mizuha carefully approached her older brother’s room, putting her ear against the door.

“—Sayuki-senpai, you’ve been pent up, I see?”

“—B-Because… I’ve been neglecting it for a while…”

Pent up? Neglected? Are they possibly…?

“—Ahh?! Y-You’re going way too deep…! It feels so good that I might go crazy…!”

“?!”

The moan Mizuha heard left her in shock.

“I-Is this… possibly…”

When she heard the girl’s voice, which almost sounded like she was moaning in ecstasy, Mizuha fantasized about what the two were doing in that room, and her cheeks started to blush.

“—Ha?! N-No more than thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis?!”

“What are you two doing?!”

Mizuha couldn’t allow the two of them to cross the line any further. She flung open the door and jumped inside the room. There, she was greeted by a rather odd scene.

“Ear… cleaning?”

What Mizuha saw was her older brother cleaning Sayuki’s ears. She had no idea how this situation came to be, but all her older brother was doing was pushing the cotton swab in and out of the girl’s ear. Keiki was seated on the cushion, and the girl’s head was on his lap. Mizuha made a puzzled expression.

“………”

Realizing that she had gotten the wrong idea, her panic faded, only for it to become anger for a very specific reason.

“…Nii-san.”

“Yes.”

“What about your studies?”

“I have no excuses…”

Naturally, after that her older brother was forced to sit tight at the desk and focus on his studies.

*

Mizuha’s anger subsided by the time lunch was finished. Keiki used the time to study a bit more, but not much time had passed by the time Ayano arrived at 1pm as promised. She was wearing a coat with tights and a matching skirt. She gave a slight bow as Keiki came to greet her.

“Sorry for intruding.”

“Come on in, Fujimoto-san…”

Noticing that Keiki seemed already worn out, Ayano tilted her head in slight confusion.

“Kiryuu-kun, are you tired?”

“Well, a bit…”

He couldn’t exactly tell her what had happened that morning.

“For now, let’s go up to my room.”

“Ah, okay…”

Putting on the guest slippers, Ayano followed Keiki up to the second floor. Ayano entered his room without any hesitation at first, but she suddenly came to a halt.

“…Huh?”

“What happened?”

“I smell… another girl in here.”

“Ahh, yeah, Sayuki-senpai was here a while ago.”

“…Is that so?”

That’s a smell fetishist for you. She had picked up on Sayuki’s scent that was still covering the room. Then again, Mizuha had done something like that before, so it might just be a special trait for girls.

“You had fun with another girl before me…”

“We were just studying normally.”

Of course, he kept quiet about the whole ear cleaning part. Keiki sat down on the cushion, and Ayano followed suit after taking off her coat, sitting across from Keiki. She then grabbed her bag and took out workbooks and notes.

“That reminds me, what’s Kiryuu-san doing?”

“She’s home. Just studying in her own room.”

Mizuha had excellent grades. Though she couldn’t compete with Ayano, she was still in the upper ranks. As a side note, Mao’s grades were about at Keiki’s level. Just like Keiki, she would pull all-nighters cramming to keep the same grade as always, staying around the average. Because she wanted to focus more on her manuscripts, she only studied enough to avoid failing grades.

“Sorry for taking up your precious time like this.”

“Don’t pay it any mind. I study all the time, and this is to thank you for being my secretary.”

“I see.”

“…Also, I stand to profit from this quite a bit.”

“You stand to what?”

“Nothing.”

“Well, if you say so. I’ll happily take you up on that offer.”

“Don’t hold back,” The new student council president puffed out her chest in confidence.

Unlike Sayuki, who would occasionally bring up dirty jokes, Ayano would take this studying session seriously. Unless she got a sudden urge to sniff Keiki’s scent again, which he was very much worried about. That being said, worrying about it wouldn’t change anything, so instead he focused on his studies. After opening the various workbooks and resources on the desk, Keiki battled math and physics now that he had help from Ayano.

Though it wasn’t the first time she had taught him, Ayano’s skills at teaching yet again impressed him. She wouldn’t just tell him the answer to a problem he didn’t understand, she would guide him to the answer with a few hints, teaching him how to properly use the formulas he needed.

“Yeah, you really have a knack for teaching people, Fujimoto-san.”

“I’m glad I could help.”

Ayano returned a happy smile after hearing that.

“I’m actually hoping to become a teacher in the future.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. I really enjoy teaching other people.”

“Fujimoto-san as a teacher, huh?”

He tried imagining it. The sight of Ayano standing at the teacher’s desk, wearing a suit, diligently teaching students.

“I think it might suit you.”

“You think so?”

“You’re good at teaching, so I’m sure things would work just fine.”

“Thanks.”

As a matter of fact, his grades during the mid-term exams went up by quite a bit after Ayano spent time tutoring him. She showed kindness for other people, and she had a knack for figuring out what other people were thinking. Keiki thought that she might be a good teacher.

“You really are amazing, Fujimoto-san. I haven’t given my future any thought so far.”

“Really?”

“Only on the level of wanting to get a stable job. Like in a big business, or a government official?”

“Sounds good. And safe.”

“Either way, I’ll have to study if I want that future.”

He had to get good grades to get a stable job. He had to work hard for that future. There were many things that could interest him, but getting good grades was at the center of it all.

“Then, why don’t I keep teaching you in the future as well?”

“Eh?”

“Just leave it to Ayano-san,” She smiled confidently.

“But you must be busy as well, Fujimoto-san. Now that you’re the student council president, your workload is only going to increase.”

“I still have enough time.”

“But if you spend too much time with me, the person you have feelings for will get the wrong idea, right?”

“The person I have feelings for?”

“At the speech yesterday, you said that you had a person you like, right?”

“I did say that…”

“Wouldn’t it be bad if they got the wrong idea if they saw us together a lot?”

There was even the scandal that had happened, which probably didn’t help Ayano much in that regard either. If they kept studying like this at school, their time spent together would only increase. If that happened, the person Ayano had unrequited feelings for could misinterpret their relationship to be something special.

“Then… why don’t we have him get the wrong idea?”

“Eh?”

Keiki opened his eyes wide at Ayano’s words, unable to grasp what she was saying. Ayano just silently moved over to the seat next to Keiki and gave him a tight hug, like a girlfriend would do to cheer up her boyfriend.

“F-Fujimoto-san…?”

“If they saw something like this, would a boy misunderstand?”

“T-That’s…”

He was hit with a complicated question up close. But he didn’t even have the chance to answer her seriously. He was used to her sniffing him to recharge, and she even clung to him at times, but this action had one fatal difference. She wasn’t doing this to recharge. Instead, it felt like an embrace of love, which sent Keiki’s heartbeat to the highest heights.

Just what kind of situation is this…?

In this situation, what kind of misunderstanding would this cause, and who would even have it? Keiki couldn’t think straight. He didn’t know what Ayano’s aim in all of this was. Every part of her that was touching him was awfully soft, and she gave off a really pleasant scent. On top of that, Ayano’s smile, which made it look like she was actually enjoying this situation, made Keiki go crazy.

“And? Would they get the wrong idea?”

“My heart’s beating so fast that I can’t really tell…”

“Then it’s a great success.”

“A success in what even?!”

The problem was too complicated. Keiki couldn’t find the right formula to solve it. Even so, the girl seemed very satisfied. She calmly returned to her previous seat, leaving Keiki in confusion.

“…W-Well, I’m thankful that you’re helping me with my studies right before the exams, but having you teach me all the time is a bit unfair of me.”

“But, I still haven’t repaid you enough.”

“It’s more than enough for me, though.”

“I can’t accept this. Repaying all debts fully is the duty of the student council president.”

“There it is, Fujimoto-san’s thickheadedness.”

Now that it had come this far, the girl wouldn’t step down. She might look docile, but she could be quite obstinate like this, unwilling to bend at all.

“If a private tutoring session doesn’t work, then I’ll do something that’ll feel really good for you, Kiryuu-kun.”

“Something that will feel really good?!”

Right when he let down his guard, Keiki was met with explosive words. After saying such highly misinterpretable words, Ayano once again pressed forward.

“I want to heal you, Kiryuu-kun.”

“D-Does that…”

A young boy and a girl were alone in a room. What could there be for a girl to do who wanted to make the boy feel good?

“I want to do it for you, Kiryuu-kun…”

“………”

Naturally, there was only one possible answer to this.

*

Meanwhile, one room over, Mizuha finished going over her notes for the exams and put down her pen.

“…Phew, that should do it for English.”

She had taken one last glance over her notes, studying the vocabulary, and had also practiced all the grammar problems that might appear. Since she always paid attention studiously in class, a light review before the exams had always been enough for her. Thanks to this, the exams should prove to be no problem.

“I wonder if Nii-san is studying like he should…” Mizuha muttered.

Once again, she directed her gaze at the wall behind which was her older brother’s room. Instead of Sayuki, Ayano was now helping him study.

“Fujimoto-san is a member of the student council, so I doubt she would do anything weird… right?”

Cute. Excellent grades. High morals. A female student you could without a doubt call an honor student. That was the girl named Fujimoto Ayano. Naturally, Mizuha was thankful that someone like her was willing to help her brother study. She really was. But…

“It looked like Fujimoto-san has taken a liking to Nii-san…”

Her interior love sensor was beeping violently. It felt like the gaze Ayano had directed at Keiki was the same as the girls from the calligraphy club. For Mizuha, who had unrequited feelings for Keiki, Ayano might just be another rival.

“…Alright, I guess I can go check on them real quick!”

A dangerous individual was currently in a room with her older brother, all alone. She couldn’t ignore it any longer. She had taken a bath with Ayano during the school trip, so it wouldn’t be weird to check on them really quick. Making up excuses mentally, Mizuha left her own room. She stopped in front of Keiki’s room and was about to knock when—

“Ahh…F-Fujimoto…san…I…I can’t…”

“?!”

Her older brother’s strained voice reached Mizuha’s ears. In order to not jump to conclusions about the situation again, Mizuha decided to listen in. She carefully put one ear against the door.

“…Ah?! Fujimoto-san…that’s?! Ugh! It…It hurts, but it also feels good…!!!”

“Nii-san?!”

Upon hearing words she definitely couldn’t ignore, Mizuha grew pale. He was saying that it hurt, but it also felt good. Combined with this voice that sounded pained yet also awfully blissful. Is this possibly…

Nii-san is being attacked by Fujimoto-san?!

How could this happen? While she was busy learning English vocabulary in the room next door, the two of them had started something indecent.

Is Fujimoto-san actually a sadist…?

Judging from her brother’s voice, it sounded like some weird kind of roleplay. If that was true, then Ayano could be a pervert on the same level as Yuika.

—No, this isn’t the time to be thinking that.

If things kept going like this, Mizuha’s older brother would be taken to a new world. He would awaken as a masochist, so she had to save him right away.

“…Nii-san!”

Mizuha barged right into the room.

“…Eh, Mizuha?”

“Kiryuu-san?”

She was met by puzzled expressions from both Keiki and Ayano. The two of them weren’t lying on the bed in each other’s arms. Instead, they were still seated on the ground. Keiki was seated on a cushion, and Ayano had both her arms on his shoulders.

“…A massage?”

What was happening in her brother’s room wasn’t a S&M roleplay. Ayano was simply giving Keiki a massage.

“…Nii-san.”

“Yes?”

“What about your studies?”

“I have no excuses…”

In the end, Keiki was forced to study the entire day without interruptions.

*

The first day of the week, during lunch break.

After both of them finished eating their respective lunches, Keiki and Ayano met up and headed towards the clubroom building.

“I’m sorry to make you tag along with me.”

“It’s fine. I wanted to thank Koharu-senpai as well.”

Ayano was walking next to Keiki, carrying a pastry box. The kind you’d often see at cake stores and such. Back when the election was underway, Koharu and Shouma alike both helped a great deal, so Ayano made some apple pies for them as thanks. Since her homemade apple pie was far better than something you could normally eat, they would definitely be happy about this.

While talking about that day’s exams, they went up the stairs and finally arrived in front of the astronomy clubroom on the third floor. After lightly knocking, Keiki opened the door without much hesitation.

“Excuse… me?”

He froze up in the middle of the greeting. A scene he would have never imagined to even see in his dreams widened up in front of him.

“There, there, you’re such a spoiled baby, Shouma-kun~”

“Gagagugu!”

Inside said astronomy clubroom, a certain couple was enjoying a rather unorthodox form of roleplay. Though it would be better off not being described in detail, in short Shouma was acting like a baby while resting his head on his lover’s lap, whereas Koharu, playing the role of a mother, was feeding him.

“……”

“……”

Seeing this happen in front of them, Keiki and Ayano froze up. Met with this surreal scene, they both struggled to find the right words, if there even were any.

We sure walked into something horrifying…

Though he had seen the worst kinds of things in the world when it came to perverted things, even this was too much for him. Right before he turned to leave the two lovebirds alone, he happened to meet Shouma’s gaze.

“K-Keiki?! And Fujimoto-san?!”

“Um… What’s the number for the police again?”

“Please don’t?!”

“Sorry. This is just too much, so…”

Who would imagine finding your best friend actually in a baby roleplay like this? Still, after Shouma pleaded with him, he put his smartphone back into his pocket.

“First you were doing this weird little-sister roleplay, and now it’s gotten even worse? I feel like you’re moving further and further away from me, Shouma.”

“Wait! This is something that Koharu-chan wanted to do!”

“Koharu-senpai did?”

“Y-Yes…”

Keiki looked like he couldn’t quite accept it, so Koharu started explaining.

“Asahi-san and Yuuhi-san told me that this would be a kind of stimulation for couples so that they could stay in love for all eternity.”

“So this is their doing…”

The older sister Asahi, and the younger sister Yuuhi. The two sisters who wouldn’t miss out on a chance to dote on their little brother Shouma. Though they seemed to have accepted the fact that Koharu was dating Shouma, they seemed to enjoy giving advice. Advice that sometimes came a bit too often, and was oftentimes over the top.

“Koharu-senpai, I don’t think you have to believe every single thing they say. A normal couple wouldn’t do something like this.”

“Really?”

“Honestly speaking, a baby roleplay like this is actually more on the insane side of things.”

“I-is that so…?” Koharu acted like this advice was an incredible revelation.

However, right when the conversation turned reasonable again, Shouma opened his mouth.

“Wait a second.”

“Hm?”

“But being treated like a baby by Koharu who looks like a loli girl mama… doesn’t feel too bad, you know?”

“Police officer, it’s this guy!”

The lolicon was awakening to some new fetish. Maybe Shouma was already beyond saving.

“So Kiryuu-kun, what brings you here?”

“Ah, that’s right.”

The baby roleplay made so much of an impact on him that Keiki had forgotten their original goal.

“Fujimoto-san.”

“Yeah.”

Ayano took a step forward and handed the small paper box to Koharu.

“This is my homemade apple pie. You helped me so much during the election.”

“Waaah! Thank you very much. I love apple pie!”

“Please enjoy it as a dessert.”

“Then I’ll take you up on that offer.”

“We just finished eating our lunch, so great timing.”

“Fufu, I thought something like this might happen, so I brought a fork already.” Koharu put the box down on a nearby table.

When she opened it to check the contents, she let out a voice of admiration.

“Did you really make these all by yourself, Fujimoto-san?”

“Amazing. You could put this on sale in a store.”

Inside the box was a pie, cut neatly in two. Koharu readied some plates, grabbed a piece with her fork, and held it out towards Shouma.

“Shouma-kun. Here, open wide~”

“Ahhhh… Mmm… Woah, this is really good!”

“Give me some as well, okay?”

“Of course. Here, open wide~”

“Ahhhmmm… Fuah?! It melts in your mouth!”

Apparently, the two of them very much enjoyed Ayano’s high-quality apple pie. Keiki found himself watching them with narrowed gaze.

“They just started feeding each other in front of us…”

“Yeah, super bold.”

“I wonder if the longer you stay as a couple, the more you become unaware of the people around you.”

“But they look like they’re enjoying themselves.”

“That I can’t argue against.”

The two of them really looked like they were in bliss. If Megumi had won the election, they wouldn’t have been able to enjoy themselves like this anymore. Keiki was able to see this scene because Ayano had protected it, and seeing them like this made Keiki smile as well.

“Love sure is great…”

He thought this every time he watched a happy couple. How great it would be if he found someone to do these things with, too.

“I also want a cute girlfriend…”

He had forgotten about this sensation for a while. But, while watching their exchange, he was reminded of his desire to spend his youth with a cute girlfriend.

*

“Keiki-senpai, how did the exams go for you?”

On the final day of the test period, after all exams came to an end, Yuika approached Keiki like a small puppy as he sat on the chair inside the calligraphy clubroom.

“Yuika is quite confident with her results this time around.”

“I pulled an all-nighter the night before, and I think it worked out pretty well.”

He had some help as well, so this time his grades should have even gone up. Just then, Sayuki arrived and sat on Keiki’s opposite side.

“Because I taught you, after all.”

“Thank you very much for that.”

After Mizuha scolded them for the ear-cleaning incident, Sayuki had seriously helped Keiki with his studies. There was no doubt about it. His grades definitely would go up because Sayuki and Ayano had spent time teaching him.

“I should get around the same grades as always.”

“So you didn’t have any problems either, Mizuha.”

Keiki directed his gaze over at Mizuha, who was seated across from him.

“By the way, about Mao-senpai…”

“Yeah, Nanjou is…”

Keiki and Yuika both directed their gazes at Mao. Her head was buried in her arms as she rested on the table.

“This time was pretty bad, apparently.”

“She sure makes it look like it wasn’t good…”

“Mao-chan, are you okay?”

Mao shook her head in response to Mizuha’s question.

“I’m not okay at all…I probably barely avoided flunking out… Mama will definitely get angry at me…”

“Nanjou-san, you call your mother ‘Mama’, huh?”

“That’s a bit unexpected.”

Keiki agreed with Sayuki and Yuika, but he decided to ignore it and try to cheer her up.

“Well, don’t sweat it, Nanjou. I doubt you’d fail, anyway. You can just focus on your doujinshi now and get better grades next time.”

“……”

“H-Huh?”

For some reason, Keiki’s kindness was met with a harsh glare.

“The reason I couldn’t study was your fault, Kiryuu…”

“Eh? How was it my fault?”

Keiki had no memory of doing anything that could cause this.

“Just what did I do?”

“…Dick.”

“Excuse me?”

“Ahhhh!” Mao screamed with a beet red face. “Kiryuu’s di*k never left my head, and I couldn’t study properly!”

“““Di*k?!”””

When that word came up, the other three girls jolted upright in shock.

“N-Nanjou?! What are you talking about?!”

Ever since the school trip, an awkward atmosphere had reigned between the two of them. Naturally, the reason for this was the incident back in the open-air bath, where she had accidentally grabbed Keiki’s little son. Because of the election however, Keiki had to prioritize other things. As a result, he hadn’t had the chance to clear anything up with her, and now it had come around to blow up in his face.

“Nii-san? What does Mao-chan know about your di*k?”

“Keiki-kun, have you already climbed the stairs to adulthood…?!”

“Please explain yourself, Keiki-senpai!”

“I mean, even if you say that…”

How could he even hope to explain this? He couldn’t tell them that Mao’s hand had tightly embraced his son after their dance.

“Nii-san is hesitating…”

“That means, Keiki-kun’s first…”

“Already went to Mao-senpai…?”

But the three girls already jumped ahead and came to ridiculous misunderstandings. They all gave Mao dubious gazes.

“No, we didn’t go that far…” Mao said.

When they heard that, the three girls sighed in relief.

“So Keiki-kun’s first time is still safe.”

“Yuika is relieved.”

“I still need Nii-san’s di*k, so thank God.”

For a second, Keiki had been worried as to what they would do, but it sounded like things would end peacefully.

“I don’t know the circumstances behind how that happened, but it’s not fair that only Nanjou-san saw it, right? I advocate that Keiki-kun takes off his clothes right now to show us as well.”

“Not a bad idea, considering that it’s coming from Witch-senpai.”

“Then someone grab him and we’ll take off his pants.”

“Stop?!”

Sayuki, Yuika, and Mizuha all started closing in on Keiki. Just when Keiki was about to give up all hope—

“…What are you doing?”

A cold voice came from the calligraphy club’s doorway. Standing in front of the door was a female student with a dubious gaze: Onizuka Megumi. Slightly terrified by the scene unfolding in front of her, Megumi took a few steps away from the group.

“Onizuka-san? What brings you here?”

“Since I’ve taken up the position of vice president from Fujimoto-chan, I came here to get some documents.”

“Is that so?”

“More importantly, I heard someone shouting the word ‘Di*k’ from down the hallway…”

“Please pretend you didn’t hear anything.”

“I’ll go report that the calligraphy club really is a harem paradise, okay?”

“Please don’t.”

If she were to report that, the calligraphy club would run the risk of being disbanded again. While Keiki was busy trying to calm the new vice president down, Sayuki brought over a case filled with documents and handed over the files Megumi needed.

“Here, the club budget expenditures.”

“Thank you very much. It helps a bunch that you’re keeping it tidy like that.”

“Sayuki-senpai has traumatic past experiences concerning the club budget, after all.”

“Heh, I was still naive back then…”

The club had nearly been disbanded because of budget mismanagement on Sayuki’s part, so she had learned to be much more careful with the budget since.

“Alright, that should be all.”

Megumi accepted the documents and was about to leave the room when she suddenly gave Keiki a reserved gaze.

“…Um, Kiryuu-shi?”

“Hm?”

“Do you have a moment right now?”

Megumi took Keiki to the place where the scandalous picture with Ayano came into being, in front of a certain vending machine. Holding the documents in one hand, vice president Megumi put a few coins into the vending machine, pressed a button, and handed a canned coffee over to Keiki.

“Here, my treat.”

“Ah, thanks.”

Keiki accepted the can. It was the same kind of coffee Keiki had treated Megumi to before.

“So what did you want to talk about?”

“I wanted to thank you.”

“For what?”

“I heard about it from Nao-kun. You did a lot of stuff for us behind the scenes.”

“Ahh, I see…”

Apparently, Naoya had told Megumi about Keiki’s attempts to get them together.

“But in the end I did something unnecessary, which almost ruined everything,” Keiki said.

“No, I was the one to blame for that. I should have known that Nao-kun would never say anything like that about me.”

Truth be told, Megumi had jumped to the wrong conclusion rather quickly. But Keiki still felt responsible for Megumi cutting her hair.

“I’m pretty sure that, if it weren’t for you, Nao-kun and I would have never ended up like we are now. Both of us are really bad at this sort of thing.”

“I have to agree on that front.”

Megumi and Naoya both had feelings for the other, but were both unable to take the final step. It was mutual love, but things still almost didn’t work out. It had been quite vexing to watch from the outside.

“Thanks to you, Nao-kun and I can be together again,” Megumi gave a happy smile. “So thank you.”

“Onizuka-san…”

Without a doubt, these were words of pure gratitude. Keiki was relieved to know that she was grateful for his meddling.

“I’m glad I could be of help.”

He had been plagued by a feeling of guilt since he had indirectly caused Megumi to cut her hair. But now he felt like this guilt was growing lighter.

“I definitely didn’t expect to be invited to the student council like that, though.”

“Fujimoto-san had quite the high opinion of you.”

“I’m honored to hear that. I’ll try my best to live up to her expectations.”

“Yeah, that would be great…”

What reliable words.

“Though I’m taking more time right now to get used to all of this work, I’m still planning to show up to the manga research club from time to time. The three of them are probably lonely there without me.”

“You are the Otasa Princess, after all.”

“Stop it, that sounds embarrassing…”

Either way, Chouno and the others would definitely be happy if she stopped by.

“That reminds me, the student council has Rintarou with them. Is that going to be fine? He was the cause of this entire situation after all…”

Rintarou, full name Mitani Rin. The reason Naoya had been dragged into the depths of the abyss. Would she really want to work in the same environment as him?

“To be honest, I’ve been thinking about it for quite a while. It’s not like Mitani-shi deserved any blame. Nao-kun just mistook him for a girl and confessed.”

“I see…”

Keiki felt relieved to hear this.

“Rintarou is still a good guy, so I’d be happy if you put up with him.”

“Understood,” Megumi nodded with a snicker. “You really are a good guy, Kiryuu-shi. You look rather average on the outside, but your looks aren’t awful, either. So how come you don’t have a girlfriend?”

“That’s what I want to know.”

If there was a reason why he hadn’t managed to get a girlfriend yet, he’d love to hear it.

“This question might be a bit straightforward, but don’t you have a girl you like, Kiryuu-shi?”

“Not as of right now.”

“Ehhh? Even though you’re surrounded by beautiful girls?”

“Even if you say that…”

“What a waste. To be honest, if this was a manga, you’d definitely be the harem protagonist, you know?”

“Harem protagonist…”

Sayuki, Yuika, Mao, and Mizuha. All these beautiful girls surrounded him in the club Keiki attended. On top of that, Ayano, Shiho, and Airi were beautiful girls in the student council. Just looking at it from an outsider’s perspective, it really looked like a harem, but…

It’s not really a harem. It’s more like a cluster of perverts…

The number of girls with fetishes was 100%. Not a single normal girl was to be found in either the calligraphy club or the student council.

“I totally thought you had the hots for Fujimoto-chan, Kiryuu-shi.”

“For Fujimoto-san?”

“I mean, you devoted yourself to her so much during the election. I thought she was using you because you had fallen for her.”

“What a terrible misunderstanding…”

“But why did you help her, then?”

“Well, I had a lot of reasons…”

They had already worked together in the student council. They were also friends, but the most prominent reason was—

“I just can’t leave Fujimoto-san alone, I guess.”

She might look perfect on the outside, but she could be unexpectedly weak. She was confident in the weirdest places. She had this charm that made Keiki want to reach out a hand in help.

“Ahh, I see. It’s true that she gives off vibes like that.”

“Right?”

“But in the end, you were the only one to reach out and help.”

“Eh?”

“I mean, normal people wouldn’t help anybody like you did. That’s what makes you a great person, and you have my stamp of approval for that.”

“Onizuka-san…”

He hadn’t expected her to say that. Though he felt awfully flustered, he was also happy.

“I think you can be more confident, and approach whatever girl is to your liking.”

“No, this and that are two different things entirely.”

“But if you don’t take proactive steps, you’ll never get a girlfriend, right?”

“And suddenly you’re bringing up logic?!”

It was too logical. Keiki couldn’t say anything against that. But if that were the only problem, Keiki wouldn’t be suffering this much.

“It really is weird. You want to get a girlfriend this badly, but you won’t go on the offensive yourself. You’re surrounded by beauties left and right. Won’t you at least give it a try?”

“There are a lot of reasons, okay…?”

They were all perverts to the core. If he started pursuing any of them, he’d regret it right away.

“Still, if you do end up finding a girl you like, you’re better off telling her right away, or else you might end up like Nao-kun and I did.”

“……”

“That’s some sage advice from Onizuka-san for you.”

It sounded awfully convincing coming from her. The two friends had been unable to voice their feelings properly and had missed each other this entire time.

But even if she says this, I don’t have anybody like that…

He couldn’t deny that the girls around him were all cute. They really were, but—

In the end, they’re all perverts…

One wanted him to become her slave, one wanted him to make her his pet, one used him for BL reference, and another enjoyed walking around without wearing panties. He had trouble seeing any of them as potential love interests.

“Just for reference, what kind of girl is your type, Kiryuu-shi?”

“Hm… If I had to put it into words, I like a normal, kind girl.”

“Woah, there it is. I can smell the virginity oozing from you.”

“Well excuse me.”

“I mean, everybody has their own tastes. If you like a normal type of girl, then I’m sure she’ll appear eventually.”

“Thanks for nothing.”

Keiki couldn’t give up on his dream of spending a wonderful youth with a cute girlfriend at his side. If there was a good candidate, then he wouldn’t mind going out with her, even climbing up the stairs of adulthood with her, but not in this situation where countless perverts were targeting him. Not to mention that his ‘De-Perversion’ plan still hadn’t shown any results.

……

Huh? Don’t tell me. Am I going to spend the rest of my life as a virgin?

Keiki arrived at a terrifying conclusion. He once again made up his resolve to find a girlfriend.

*

“………”

There was a female student listening in on the conversation between Keiki and Megumi.

“…Hmmm? So normal girls are his type?”

She happened to catch the two by pure coincidence, but she had happened to get some highly interesting information in return. While thinking about how to best use this information, she made a cheerful smile.